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These are some lies we made up about Brookhaven.
A chilling skeleton was witnessed in Fire Island National Seashore at the ranger station carving an opening. The phantom nodded to the watcher.
A very large mongoose was witnessed at Bellport Bay late in the night looking down into the water.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has frequently been distinguished walking a Great Dane at night on a gloomy Brookhaven street. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
A gigantic mountain goat is often noticed in Fire Island Wilderness after midnight glugging down blood from a cup.
A glowing human person has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances before dawn floating by on Abets Creek. People here say that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Brookhaven. Whatever people state, it's a terrifying spirit that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookhaven
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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