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These are some lies we made up about Bronx.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is known to have been seen on a handful of instances gazing at the panorama from the peak of Mount Saint Vincent at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a waitress may occasionally be seen at Barretto Cove at midnight gazing down into the water. Whatever folks express, this is an antagonistic spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A colossal mule was spotted yelling by Spuyten Duyvil Creek.
An extremely large gila monster became visible dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Green Brook on a dark night.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief came into view by Alpine Boat Basin very late at night gazing at the water. The spirit was swallowed by the night after being spotted.
A gigantic capybara was perceived reasoning by The Palisades.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived hovering over Sunken Meadow late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has regularly
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been made out shouting people's names in Palisades State Park after midnight.
A space invader from another solar system is regularly distinguished climbing out of a storm drain on a Bronx road at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has been spotted on several occasions staring at the waves beside the waterfront at
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Hazard Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is that of a person who resided here in Bronx long ago.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be observed over and over again chucking pebbles in Aunt Phebe Rock after midnight.
An enormous oryx has every so often been made out playing a flute in a Bronx house.
The spirit of a young woman outfitted as a house keeper is occasionally made out in a Bronx school very late at night walking the hallways.
The ghost of a young cowboy has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions in a house near Bronx.
The spirit of a zinc-miner may once in a while be made out trying to locate an object by a parked Jeep in a Bronx parking lot at midnight.
A space alien from the Moon has frequently been seen sipping apple juice by Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gardener is repeatedly seen in a Bronx area store, striding the aisles.
A female
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with a fairly translucent body may frequently be distinguished verbalizing into the night at Fire Island National Seashore. If you listen to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who are bold enough to disturb the tranquility in Bronx. Whichever way, it's a menacing spirit that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Bronx
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Ghost Sightings From Bronx
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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