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An extraterrestrial from deep space came into sight mounted on a scooter on a murky highway right next door to Brant Lake.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was witnessed by Jenks Swamp pointing at the watcher.
A space invader from planet Mars was spotted up on the summit of Amasa Mountain gazing crossly at the eye witness.
A woman's body with a donkey's head has repeatedly been seen in a Brant Lake building. It's been declared that this precise ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Brant Lake.
A colossal cat is frequently noticed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Brant Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Brant Lake
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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