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These are some lies we made up about Bradford.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears is from time to time made out at Barnards Point on a dark night staring down into the water. Several of the folks who live here declare this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Bradford many years ago.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has allegedly been seen on a few instances chucking stones into the current at Little Tobehanna Creek before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can once in a while be witnessed on the apex of House Hill around midnight studying the surroundings.
The ghost of a strapped up female was observed slurping motor oil down beside the waterfront at Waneta Lake. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being seen. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom may perhaps be a famous past local of Bradford.
An alien from the Moon appeared resting at the kitchen counter in a Bradford mobile home smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Bradford
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Ghost Sightings From Bradford
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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