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These are some lies we made up about Boonville.
An alien tourist from outer space is frequently perceived standing by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Boonville.
A menacing creature has supposedly been noticed on a few instances in a house in Boonville. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may often be made out in Boonville Gorge State Park before sunrise shouting names of people.
An alien from another solar system may be observed often facing the viewer down at Pixley Falls at midnight.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has sometimes been made out gazing crossly at the onlooker by Wingate Swamp.
A space invader from Jupiter is every now and then noticed in a Boonville house.
The ghost of a steel-miner has been said to have been noticed on a few instances fly fishing from the shore of Echo Lake at night. It has been alleged that this exact ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who have
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the nerve to disturb the serenity in Boonville. Regardless of what folks express, it sure is a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
A lady with a partly see-through body can every now and then be seen dragging a body from the ice cold water of Big Branch late in the night.
A Megalosaurus has frequently been perceived up on the summit
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of Bowen Hill trashing a picture.
A giant yak is often spotted wandering along a wild highway close to Boonville.
An extremely large wildcat may often be witnessed in Delta Lake State Park right by the park headquarters guzzling motor oil.
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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