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A big bloodcurdling beast is regularly witnessed monitoring the panorama from the highest spot of Blue Mountain after midnight.
A space man from another galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances searching for a person down beside the water's edge at Blue Mountain Lake.
A sizeable frightening phantom may regularly be distinguished near the water at Bluff Point hauling a cranium.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be perceived very often being in an empty home in Blue Mountain Lake.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman has from time to time been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Castle Rock. Some of the people who live here allege this spirit could be a recognized old days inhabitant of Blue Mountain Lake.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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