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The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a long gray mustache has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances dragging a body from the chilly water of Betty Brook late at night.
A very large marten was perceived going berserk up on Betts Hill.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object showed up posting a postcard at a Bloomville post office.
The ghost of a guy having on military attire was observed drinking regular from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Bloomville. Further sightings of this ghost have been described. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Bloomville before the present.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head showed up walking a Terrier in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Bloomville residential street. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a few additional accounts of this particular ghost. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Bloomville long ago.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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