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A colossal toad is every now and then witnessed visiting Woodward Sidehill on a dark night.
A gigantic pronghorn is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions down by North Star Spring before sunrise looking terrifying.
A massive lamb may now and then be perceived pointing at the watcher next to a desolate highway near Black River late at night.
A guy with a knife in his head has repeatedly been perceived looking crossly at the watcher up on the summit of Orvis Hill.
A gargantuan aoudad is often noticed going berserk in Rutland Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Black River
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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