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These are some lies we made up about Binghamton.
The spirit of a hobo is from time to time seen in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night. One thing's for certain, this spirit sure is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has been distinguished on numerous instances in Ely Park after midnight screaming.
The ghost of an old hag can sometimes be witnessed staring beside the water's edge at Saint Johns Pond.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso was noticed attempting to utter something in Finch Hollow before sunrise. When the eye witness appeared the ghost escaped.
A massive armadillo was distinguished by a person hunting in a forest near Binghamton.
A sizeable chilling beast materialized resting in a chair in a residence in Binghamton.
A woman's body with an animal's head was made out scaring folks underneath a streetlight in Binghamton.
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The ghost mumbled about revenging a homicide.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has frequently been perceived down next to the water at Greene Point moving orbs about.
A space invader from Mars has supposedly been perceived on a few instances at Rockbottom Dam very late at night taking in the landscape.
A man having
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the head of a beast may often be seen browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Binghamton trailer around midnight.
An ET from another world can be spotted often going bananas up on Bunn Hill.
A somewhat decayed human cadaver has from time to time been witnessed mid stream in Acre Creek scooping out a crater.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is now and then observed gazing at folks in a Binghamton flat through a keyhole.
A huge gila monster has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances in a wild zone in the vicinity of Binghamton.
A space alien from Venus may sometimes be witnessed drinking blood from a jar in Bowman Lake State Park near the ranger station.
A lady burning, grasping a kerosene tank has frequently been observed outside Fort Stanwix National Monument consuming a carrot.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is often seen hovering along a gloomy highway close to Binghamton. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any
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sane person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Binghamton
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Ghost Sightings From Binghamton
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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