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These are some lies we made up about Big Indian.
The ghost of a youthful woman clad as a maid may be distinguished over and over again turning toward the onlooker in Big Indian Hollow before dawn. In any case, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large ground hog has now and then been seen yelling at the onlooker to disappear at night on a lawn in Big Indian.
An extremely large hare is now and then perceived in Catskill State Park at midnight tossing rocks.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos can from time to time be made out taking a rest at the dining table in a Big Indian residence excavating a cavity.
An enormous hog was seen wandering through a house in Big Indian.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Indian
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Ghost Sightings From Big Indian
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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