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These are some lies we made up about Big Flats.
A space alien from deep space is regularly witnessed in a Big Flats area shoe store, marching the aisles.
A huge wolverine has been seen on a few occasions checking out Breed Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be witnessed hauling a body from the chilly water of Bailey Creek before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another planet can be spotted very frequently in Denison Park late at night pulling a dead body through some bushes.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has now and then been observed up on the highest spot of Beers Hill carving a cavity.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Flats
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Ghost Sightings From Big Flats
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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