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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can now and then be witnessed staring at an old woman slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Bemus Point.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big white beard was witnessed gazing down into the water at Arnold Bay around midnight. When the phantom was witnessed it faded away into the night.
An alien from planet Pluto materialized floating down Ball Creek before sunrise.
A colossal otter was seen in a restaurant in the Bemus Point neighborhood.
The ghost of a guy sporting an army uniform came into view examining Big Bar in detail around midnight. The spirit was consumed by the night after being spotted.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out fly fishing from the water's edge of Chautauqua Lake before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out ascending up from a drain hole on a Bemus Point lane at midnight.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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