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These are some lies we made up about Bellport.
An ET from planet Mercury can be spotted often staggering through a Bellport neighborhood cemetery.
A space man from deep space has now and then been noticed reading a newsletter down by the water at Bellport Bay.
A massive goat is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions at Abets Creek at night throwing pieces of wood into the current.
The ghost of a homeless man may every now and then be observed sobbing in Fire Island National Seashore near the park headquarters.
An ET was made out looking in Fire Island Wilderness at midnight.
A frightening creature emerged attempting to articulate something alongside a secluded road near Bellport in the early morning hours. This particular ghost has been seen repeatedly in this place. One thing's for certain, this is an unfriendly spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A very large canary was noticed at Blue Point Beach after midnight taking a swim.
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ghost of a miner became visible spending time in a derelict building in Bellport. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
An Anchisaurus was distinguished standing by a desolate road in the vicinity of Bellport.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space is frequently distinguished riding on a scooter on a gloomy highway
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in the vicinity of Bellport.
The ghost of a man clad as a handy man has allegedly been observed on a few instances looking menacing by the entrance to Chatfield Hollow State Park.
A gigantic crow can be observed very frequently in a mobile home in Bellport.
A lady with a partially translucent body has every now and then been perceived in a Bellport trailer. Either way, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A colossal sloth is now and then perceived emerging in a restroom mirror.
An ET from another solar system may from time to time be spotted taking a rest on a sofa in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Bellport.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police uniform has often been witnessed at midnight hurrying after a passing Dodge on a gloomy road near Bellport. In any event, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently witnessed trimming bushes in the front garden of a flat in Bellport.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellport
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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