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These are some lies we made up about Bellona.
An ET has frequently been distinguished in the early morning hours floating down Benton Run.
The phantom of a chained up man is frequently spotted gazing down into the water at Clark Point very late at night.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft can frequently be perceived hanging out in an uninhabited structure in Bellona.
The ghost of a youthful woman soaked in blood may be witnessed very frequently up on Crozier Hill shouting names of people. Regardless of what people articulate, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space invader from planet Saturn has from time to time been perceived standing by a secluded road close to Bellona.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellona
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Ghost Sightings From Bellona
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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