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These are some lies we made up about Bellmore.
A space invader from another world may often be witnessed scrambling out of Bush Creek covered in slime at midnight.
A gargantuan coati may be perceived very frequently poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Bellmore.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer is now and then observed late in the night flying across Deep Creek Meadow.
An extremely large sloth has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions down next to the water at Baldwin Bay carrying a skull.
A gentleman lacking a head can occasionally be observed down beside the water's edge at Jones Beach shouting. Whatever folks express, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
An incredibly bloodcurdling phantom was spotted gazing in Diamond Shoals at night. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being observed.
Plato was witnessed gulping water from Bread Spring in the early morning
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hours.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg was witnessed in Baldwin Park at midnight flashing a kerosene lamp. Panicked by the viewers the phantom receded into the darkness.
An martian vacationer from deep space has frequently been spotted in a Bellmore highschool in the early morning hours strolling
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the corridors.
A space alien from planet Venus is repeatedly perceived at night floating by on Bedell Creek.
An extraterrestrial from space is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions in a mirror in a Bellmore house; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A massive alligator can frequently be observed in a trailer close to Bellmore.
The ghost of a waitress may be noticed repeatedly in a Bellmore area store, strolling the aisles.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has from time to time been witnessed yelling at the viewer to leave in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Bellmore.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is once in a while made out going nuts in Collis P. Huntington State Park right by the park headquarters. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Bellmore before the present.
A Chupacabra has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances in Fire Island National Seashore quite near the
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ranger station carving a crater.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellmore
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Ghost Sightings From Bellmore
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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