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These are some lies we made up about Bellerose.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody knife can often be perceived traveling on a donkey in the middle of a highway near Bellerose. Several people allege this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Bellerose before the present.
A medusa may be made out frequently marching through a flat in the vicinity of Bellerose.
A space man from another solar system has once in a while been noticed at a pay phone in Bellerose talking on the telephone.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is from time to time noticed by Alley Creek obliterating a shoe.
A space man from planet Mars may from time to time be observed hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock in Albertson Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An army outfit walking around lacking a body in it is repeatedly distinguished devouring a fish up on Harbor Hill.
The ghost of a severely scorched female has been observed on many instances down
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beside the shore at Bar Beach swallowing chlorine.
A space invader from outer space may frequently be distinguished smoking a cigar down at the water at Belden Point.
The phantom of a gentleman with a word etched into his foot can be made out time and again in Big Tom at the stroke of midnight reading a book. Any which way, it's a chilling
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spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has occasionally been distinguished staggering through a Bellerose vicinity churchyard.
An martian traveler from outer space is from time to time witnessed weeping down a deserted road in the vicinity of Bellerose at the stroke of midnight.
A massive mongoose may once in a while be seen gazing in Putnam Memorial Park by the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was noticed near Fire Island National Seashore attempting to express something.
A space man from the cosmos appeared staying in a deserted farmhouse in Bellerose.
An ET was seen standing by a secluded highway close to Bellerose.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object became visible being carried by a bicycle on a shadowy road right next door to Bellerose.
An alien vacationer from another world was distinguished in a Bellerose building.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has repeatedly
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been made out staggering in the middle of a deserted road outside Bellerose.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellerose
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Ghost Sightings From Bellerose
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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