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These are some lies we made up about Belfast.
A huge moose has been said to have been made out on numerous instances hurling rocks in the middle of Angelica Creek.
A colossal tiger can be noticed often on a Belfast residential street at midnight.
The ghost of a miner has occasionally been perceived stacking rocks up on Jacobs Hill. A number of of those who live here argue this spirit is the undeceased soul of a former Belfast resident. Regardless of what people say, this spirit sure is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not upset.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer is from time to time observed by Caneadea Dam at night staring at the water.
A female with a moderately translucent body has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances gobbling a fish in Nineteen Gully late at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a bad phantom that you would not want to bump into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Belfast
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Ghost Sightings From Belfast
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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