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These are some lies we made up about Bedford Hills.
A space man from another solar system has every so often been perceived by an old woman fishing by a lake in close proximity to Bedford Hills.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions having a seat on a sofa in a flat in Bedford Hills.
A colossal prairie dog can every now and then be distinguished up on Mount Aspetong staring irritably at the witness.
Plato was observed in Leonard Park at night concealing a body by a big boulder.
A massive lamb showed up throwing boulders into Cobamong Pond at night.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a hat was observed by Converse Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent sightings with a similar ghost. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating phantom that any wise person would not want to meet.
An ET from Jupiter appeared piling boulders beside a streetlight in Bedford
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Hills.
A young-looking girl in a bloody prom dress was witnessed in Mianus Gorge after midnight devastating an object. This spirit is enormously active in this area; there have been several other reports of this particular spirit. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gentleman having
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a knife in his head has often been seen gazing over Honey Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some of the folks who live here argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Bedford Hills.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is often distinguished at Piping Brook very late at night heaving rocks into the current.
A minotaur has purportedly been made out on many instances creeping out of Gedney Swamp covered in filth before dawn.
A space invader can frequently be spotted strolling from flat to flat at midnight on a Bedford Hills road.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can be perceived repeatedly rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Bedford Hills mobile home at midnight.
A huge mandrill has from time to time been noticed looking at folks in a Bedford Hills home through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford Hills
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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