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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
The ghost of a young lady drenched in blood is often seen enjoying the panorama at Converse Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of an elderly witch can repeatedly be seen around midnight following a passing Pontiac on a murky road close to Bedford. In any event, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from planet Venus may be observed repeatedly at night glancing over Honey Hollow.
A very large crow has sometimes been distinguished by Wolf Swamp talking into the night.
A lady's body having a raccoon's head has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in his rear view mirror before dawn. A local claims that this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Bedford local person.
A space man from the cosmos can occasionally be spotted on the pinnacle of Round Hill at night
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looking at the panorama.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has frequently been perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Bear Rock Pond before dawn.
A space man from planet Mars is frequently seen on a dark night drifting down on East Branch Mianus River.
A man having the head of a devil has been spotted
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on numerous occasions at midnight checking out Raven Rocks.
A lady ablaze, clutching a petroleum tank can often be witnessed pondering in Deer Hollow late at night. One of the locals decisively declares that this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Bedford some time ago.
A giant polar bear may be noticed very frequently watering plants in the back yard of a trailer in Bedford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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