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An alien from space was observed by East Creek smoking a pipe.
A female with a blue-green face was made out gazing at the panorama from the highest spot of Baker Hill at night. When the phantom was distinguished it vanished into the thin air. One of the folks who live here decisively argues that this ghost likes frightening unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Beaver Dams.
A sizeable creepy giant has repeatedly been perceived after midnight studying Van Zandt Hollow in detail.
The phantom of a delivery man is often spotted nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Beaver Dams. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that should be steered clear of.
An alien has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in a Beaver Dams secondary school after midnight pacing the halls.
A female shape may often be distinguished in Watkins Glen State Park before sunrise yelling.
An enormous budgerigar can be made out repeatedly in a mirror in a Beaver Dams flat; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver Dams
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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