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These are some lies we made up about Beacon.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is often spotted sniveling in Beacon Memorial Park Athletic Field at midnight.
A colossal kinkajou has allegedly been made out on many instances staring at the view from the peak of Bald Hill late in the night.
Leonardo da Vinci may be made out repeatedly looking down at the water at Breakneck Point.
The phantom of a young-looking woman in a blood-splattered prom dress has once in a while been distinguished at Breakneck Brook in the early morning hours tossing rocks into the flow.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while witnessed in a Beacon highschool before sunrise marching the corridors.
The ghost of a 12 feet colossal giant can every so often be witnessed in a building outside Beacon. Some people assert this phantom enjoys startling foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to disturb the silence in Beacon.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has often been observed in a Beacon area hardware store,
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walking the aisles.
A huge aardvark is often distinguished in a sail boat on Leighfs Pond crying out names.
An ET from Pluto is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions exploring Black Rock Hollow in detail before dawn.
An alien from the cosmos may repeatedly be witnessed seated at a table in a Beacon trailer looking irritably
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at the bystander.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing may be seen over and over again pacing through an apartment in Beacon. If you talk to the locals, this ghost likes scaring people who come trying to find ghosts in Beacon. No matter what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
Count Dracula has sometimes been seen wandering through a house right next door to Beacon.
An enormous ewe is occasionally observed in a phone booth in Beacon talking on the telephone.
An ET has been perceived on a small number of occasions in Macedonia Brook State Park quite near the park headquarters burning a hat.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may now and then be seen searching for a book along a secluded highway right next door to Beacon after midnight.
An alien voyager from another planet was seen consuming an apple right by the entrance to Gateway National Recreation Area.
An alien from planet Mercury emerged hanging out
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in an abandoned manor in Beacon.
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Ghost Sightings From Beacon
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Ghost Sightings From Beacon
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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