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These are some lies we made up about Bayside.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword materialized wandering through a residence right next door to Bayside. This exact ghost has been distinguished very frequently in this place.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth was observed obliterating a map by Alley Creek. There are several testimonies involving this ghost in the area.
The spirit of a bound up woman was distinguished walking through a Bayside neighborhood churchyard. Further reports of this ghost have been conveyed. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
A woman having the head of a beast has repeatedly been seen seeking an object in Big Tom at the stroke of midnight. Several of the folks here assert this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Bayside.
An alien voyager from another planet is regularly witnessed concealing a corpse by a large rock in Allenwood Park at night.
The Abominable Snowman has allegedly
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been made out on numerous instances at City Island Harbor on a dark night taking in the scenery.
A lady hauling her head beside her arm may be witnessed very often fly fishing from the shore of Willow Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous badger has occasionally been noticed staring down into the water at Barker
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Point after midnight.
A huge squirrel is every so often witnessed sniveling down a secluded road right next door to Bayside before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking lady sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown is known to have been observed on several occasions staying in a vacant mansion in Bayside.
Ferdinand Magellan can sometimes be observed standing by a desolate highway next to Bayside.
An extremely large newt has frequently been witnessed trying to snatch something in Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve outside the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions in Fire Island National Seashore right by the ranger station thinking.
A Centrosaurus may often be made out in a mobile home in Bayside.
A headless woman may be distinguished often in a Bayside flat. It's been claimed that this individual phantom may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Bayside a long time ago.
An extremely large ox has occasionally been
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perceived marching in the middle of a desolate highway close to Bayside.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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