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These are some lies we made up about Bay Shore.
An extraterrestrial from space is regularly witnessed scrutinizing Farm Shoals in detail at the stroke of midnight.
The terrifying phantom of a Barbarian is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions staring at the waves down near the water at Atlantique Beach very late at night.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be noticed in Captree State Park at night trying to grasp something.
A chilling skeleton has from time to time been perceived dragging a body from the cold water of Awixa Creek late in the night.
A giant walrus is now and then spotted in the backseat of a truck by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A glowing human form is known to have been observed on a handful of instances rearranging orbs about on the shore of Orowoc Lake.
An Anchisaurus can from time to time be distinguished by an old woman fishing by a lake near Bay Shore.
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wolf has often been distinguished sitting in a beanbag in a building in Bay Shore.
The ghost of a pregnant female is regularly spotted shouting at the viewer to be off down near the water at Appletree Neck.
A massive crow is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions in Sunken Forest after midnight hunting with a spear.
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very large jerboa may repeatedly be witnessed strolling from trailer to trailer before sunrise on a Bay Shore road.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy may be observed very often near the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore piling pieces of wood.
An alien from deep space has sometimes been witnessed resting at the dining table in a Bay Shore flat.
Genghis Khan is now and then made out by Collis P. Huntington State Park trying to locate a glove.
A huge donkey is rumored to have been seen on several instances in a deserted neighborhood in the neighborhood of Bay Shore.
A decapitated guy can every so often be noticed waving to cars by a gloomy highway near Bay Shore. Based on what the residents say, this ghost may very well be a famous past local of Bay Shore. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that should be left alone.
A sphinx was spotted guzzling unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Bay Shore.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform became visible speaking
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into the night as if somebody in addition was present. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the watchers. Scores of residents claim this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Bay Shore local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Shore
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Shore
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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