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These are some lies we made up about Bayport.
The phantom of an eight foot tall massive guy has repeatedly been observed at the water at Blue Point terrifying folks.
A space alien is frequently distinguished swimming at Blue Point Beach in the early morning hours.
An enormous armadillo has supposedly been noticed on many occasions standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Bayport.
A big menacing dragon may repeatedly be spotted gazing furiously at the viewer in Barrett Beach Park at night.
The phantom of a woman with half her head gone may be spotted very frequently screaming at the observer to be off mid stream in Abets Creek.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been spotted being carried by a Harley on a shady road right next door to Bayport.
A form with a skeleton face in dark robes has been seen on one or two instances in Sunken Forest before sunrise setting up camp.
A woman having a spear in her head can sometimes
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be observed in a building in Bayport.
A space man from another galaxy was spotted in a Bayport flat.
A drifting ghost appeared in Fire Island National Seashore right by the park headquarters seeking a shoe. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination. It's been declared that this individual ghost could be the spirit of a person who
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lived here who passed away here in Bayport some decades ago.
An enormous snake was made out strolling next to a deserted road close to Bayport.
The ghost of an airplane pilot came into sight in Collis P. Huntington State Park at the ranger station drinking paint. The onlooker freaked out and ran off.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship was seen becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
A giant bull was witnessed resting on a stool in a trailer near Bayport.
An alien tourist from another galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished late at night hurrying after a passing pickup on a shady road in the vicinity of Bayport.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayport
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Ghost Sightings From Bayport
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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