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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
Plato was noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Bath mobile home.
The phantom of a youthful female covered in blood has often been made out in a deserted neighborhood outside Bath. Locals here say that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Bath local resident.
The ghost of an aged witch is regularly distinguished looking at Mossy Bank around midnight.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body has allegedly been distinguished on several instances down near the water at Lake Salubria holding a human cranium. Nevertheless, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
A lady's body having a bat's head may be distinguished often in Babcock Hollow at midnight weeping.
A guy having the head of a devil has from time to time been made out at Campbell Creek late at night chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A massive rabbit is from time to time observed hitch-hiking down
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a shady road close to Bath.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions posting a container at a Bath post office.
A sasquatch may occasionally be witnessed glugging down diesel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Bath.
An extremely large boar has repeatedly been made out observing the vista
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from the apex of Averell Hill around midnight.
A woman alight, carrying a gas container is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours on a murky Bath residential road.
The spirit of a planter wearing a hat may frequently be witnessed looking through residence windows in Bath after midnight. A local woman alleges that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while passing through Bath some time ago.
The spirit of a young air force pilot may be noticed over and over again turning toward the eye witness by Finger Lakes National Forest.
An ET from another world has once in a while been made out watching shows in a Bath living room on a dark night.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been observed on several occasions rummaging around in garbage cans on a Bath residential road.
An alien from Pluto can occasionally be spotted on a Bath residential road on a dark night.
An alien from another galaxy was seen hovering
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in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bath.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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