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These are some lies we made up about Batavia.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement outfit may every now and then be observed by a person camping at a campground close to Batavia.
The ghost of an aged guy with a large gray mustache was noticed taking a rest in a beanbag in a house in Batavia. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished time and again in the neighborhood. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
A space man from planet Venus emerged flinging bricks in Austin Park before dawn.
The ghost of a guy wearing an army uniform was distinguished piling stones beneath a lamppost in Batavia. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else nearby. People who have perceived this phantom assert this phantom is the tormented soul of a former Batavia local resident. Whatever folks articulate, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that is rather not upset.
A medieval armor with no human being inside appeared by Little Tonawanda Creek
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downing blood from a beaker. When the witness became visible the phantom escaped. People declare that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Batavia many years ago.
An alien from space was spotted by Borau Swamp consuming a carrot.
A gigantic llama was seen striding from house to house on a dark night on a Batavia
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residential street.
An extraterrestrial has often been observed soaring over Woodchuck Hole at night.
A Chupacabra is repeatedly witnessed tossing boulders into Chapin Pond before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with a bag bound around her head can often be made out up on the summit of Temperance Hill holding a headbone.
A massive fox may be distinguished frequently sitting at the kitchen counter in a Batavia house.
A large bloodcurdling giant has every now and then been made out gazing at people in a Batavia building through an air vent.
A massive tapir is sometimes noticed struggling to exclaim something in Golden Hill State Park by the park headquarters.
A fairly see-through guy clad as the captain of a fishing boat has been perceived on many instances walking beside a shadowy road right next door to Batavia.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform has repeatedly been distinguished sending a packet at a Batavia post office. A local man says that this ghost gets pleasure
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from terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Batavia.
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Ghost Sightings From Batavia
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Ghost Sightings From Batavia
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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