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A gigantic addax has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions in Iroquois National Wildlife Refuge after midnight reasoning.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may frequently be made out cutting grass in the side yard of a building in Basom. Many folks who live here assert this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Basom.
A bloodcurdling beast can be made out very frequently in Oak Orchard Swamp at the stroke of midnight trying to conceal a cadaver.
The ghost of a copper-miner has every now and then been observed appearing frightening up on Nichols Hill.
A female with a partly see-through body is every so often perceived at Brinningstool Creek before sunrise chucking pebbles into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Basom
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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