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The ghost of an old Indian chief can occasionally be distinguished very late at night checking out Trenton Chasm in detail.
A huge armadillo has often been noticed looking down into the water at Wood Point after midnight.
A black cat that shifted shape into a lady is frequently distinguished at a pay phone in Barneveld using the telephone. A number of of the locals declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Barneveld some decades ago. Well, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman has been said to have been observed on numerous instances viewing the vista from the highest spot of Bell Hill late in the night.
A big chilling ogre may be spotted over and over again smoking a pipe down by the water's edge at Hinckley Reservoir.
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Ghost Sightings From Barneveld
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Ghost Sightings From Barneveld
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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