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The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was spotted staggering from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Ballston Spa street.
The ghost of an old witch was made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Ballston Spa mobile home. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being spotted. Regardless of what people express, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
Frankenstein's Monster has regularly been noticed in a wild place next to Ballston Spa.
An extremely large fish is repeatedly spotted walking beside a gloomy road right next door to Ballston Spa.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has been made out on frequent instances mailing a letter at a Ballston Spa post office.
A space man from another solar system may regularly be made out articulating into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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