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These are some lies we made up about Baldwinsville.
An martian tourist from another planet was distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman in a police outfit has often been perceived chucking bricks into the flow at Bitter Brook in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another galaxy is repeatedly noticed picking flowers in the side yard of a trailer in Baldwinsville.
An ET is known to have been made out on frequent instances on the highest spot of The Kingdom before dawn viewing the vista.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be made out down at Great Bear Springs at night going out of control.
An enormous donkey has now and then been perceived scooping out an outlet by Peter Scott Swamp.
A cyclop is from time to time noticed in Crab Hollow after midnight mounding pebbles.
A huge frog can sometimes be seen pulling a dead body across
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the ground in Long Branch Park before dawn.
An martian tourist from another solar system has often been made out gazing down into the water at Maple Bay very late at night.
An ET from space is repeatedly distinguished taking a rest in an armchair in a trailer in Baldwinsville.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge white beard has
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supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Baldwinsville avenue.
An extraterrestrial can frequently be noticed searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Baldwinsville flat very late at night.
A very large mule can be made out over and over again resting at a table in a Baldwinsville apartment.
A large terrifying giant has now and then been observed looking at people in a Baldwinsville home through a keyhole.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy is sometimes seen staring right by Allan H. Treman State Marine Park.
A colossal tiger has been said to have been witnessed on many instances attempting to seize something quite near the entrance to Fort Stanwix National Monument.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may occasionally be noticed walking by the side of a murky highway in the vicinity of Baldwinsville.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing military attire was distinguished sending a packet at a
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Baldwinsville post office. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished time and again close by.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwinsville
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwinsville
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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