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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
A giant roebuck has frequently been distinguished at Baldwin Bay on a dark night looking down into the water.
A big terrifying giant is repeatedly spotted at Bedell Creek before dawn throwing pieces of wood into the flow.
An extremely large tapir can frequently be distinguished hovering next to a murky highway in the vicinity of Baldwin.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be distinguished over and over again slurping fuel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Baldwin.
An alien tourist from another galaxy has every so often been seen going for a moonlight-hour swim at Lido Beach.
A massive vicuna has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions looking frightening by Bush Creek.
A very large chameleon may from time to time be distinguished in Averill Boulevard Park before sunrise gazing angrily at the onlooker.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has regularly been
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observed at the stroke of midnight hovering over Deep Creek Meadow.
An Iguanodon is often spotted conversing into the thin air as if someone else was in attendance.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions peeping through residence windows in Baldwin in the early morning
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hours before sunrise.
A massive chinchilla can repeatedly be made out watching TV in a Baldwin living room after midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system can be perceived very frequently outside Putnam Memorial Park searching for a photo.
A massive crow is every so often spotted in Fire Island National Seashore at the park headquarters gulping root beer.
The phantom of a teenage girl has been made out on frequent instances browsing through garbage container on a Baldwin residential street. Folks here claim that this spirit is almost certainly the undeceased spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Baldwin.
Goldilocks may every so often be seen on a Baldwin residential road after midnight.
A body with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes was made out staring at a woman snoozing on a couch in a residence in Baldwin. The eye witness ran away when she spotted the spirit. In any event, this is an unlikable spirit that should be shunned.
A space invader from Venus came
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into view trying on shoes in a Baldwin residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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