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These are some lies we made up about Bainbridge.
A black bat that shifted shape into a lady came into view late at night floating along on Bennettsville Creek. When perceived the ghost came up to the witness who then fled. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a youthful female outfitted as a house keeper was seen excavating a hole in the soil in Chenango State Forest after midnight. This specific ghost has been perceived frequently in this neighborhood.
An ET from another planet was spotted up on Breffel Hill seeking a picture.
The phantom of a young cowboy has repeatedly been witnessed by a man fishing by a lake close to Bainbridge.
A bloodcurdling being is frequently seen resting on the floor in a home in Bainbridge.
An extremely large jackal can repeatedly be seen reading a tabloid beside a streetlamp in Bainbridge.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a car mechanic may be distinguished time and again walking from trailer to trailer after midnight on a Bainbridge residential road. Several of the people here argue this phantom may perhaps be a renowned old days local of Bainbridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Bainbridge
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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