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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform may every so often be seen flinging pebbles in Avery Hollow in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a street bum was distinguished by The Rocks stacking pieces of wood. The phantom did not seem to be troubled by the witnesses. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's sure a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
An alien showed up trashing a box up on the top of Annabel Hill.
A massive toad was spotted scrambling out of Spaulding Swamp covered in mud around midnight.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was seen going through the closet in the bedroom of an Avoca flat very late at night.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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