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These are some lies we made up about Averill Park.
A colossal quagga has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances strolling from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on an Averill Park lane.
An alien from another planet can frequently be observed resting at a table in an Averill Park mobile home.
A gargantuan ferret can be perceived over and over again in the early morning hours leading a conducted expedition of Crystal Cliff to a cluster of ghosts.
An ET has occasionally been observed heaving stones up on Bailey Mountain.
A huge seal has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions carving a hole in the middle of Alder Brook.
A large creepy dragon can sometimes be observed struggling out of Pine Swamp soaked in mud late in the night.
An martian vacationer from outer space was distinguished in The Notch at midnight guzzling blood from a cup.
A colossal okapi appeared staring at people in an Averill Park building through a peephole.
An alien from another
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part of the galaxy was observed in a secluded place right next door to Averill Park.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was noticed hitch-hiking in the middle of a murky road close to Averill Park. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again in the neighborhood.
A black cat that turned into a woman was made out gulping
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fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Averill Park. The witness ran off after she spotted the ghost. One thing is for certain, this is an unfriendly phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An ET is frequently spotted conversing into the night as if somebody else was there.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a house keeper has been witnessed on many occasions walking a Bulldog before sunrise on a gloomy Averill Park road. Anyhow, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Nicolaus Copernicus may often be spotted looking in Haystack Mountain State Park near the ranger station.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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