|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Ava.
A man without a head has supposedly been distinguished on many instances relaxing at the dining table in an Ava house appearing terrifying.
A space man can repeatedly be spotted traveling on a horse alongside a road near Ava.
An alien tourist from outer space has from time to time been observed pacing through a flat in the neighborhood of Ava.
An enormously menacing ghost is sometimes observed heaving stones in Ava Brook.
The phantom of an aged woman grasping a revolver has been said to have been perceived on several instances in Bell-Isle Park late at night pulling a cadaver across the dirt. One of the folks who live here definitely says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Ava local resident.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Ava
Submit a lie about Ava, New York:
Other untruthful towns near Ava, New York:
Rome, New York, 5 miles away
Lee Center, New York, 5 miles away
Westernville, New York, 8 miles away
Westmoreland, New York, 10 miles away
Boonville, New York, 10 miles away
Oriskany, New York, 10 miles away
Holland Patent, New York, 11 miles away
West Leyden, New York, 11 miles away
Stittville, New York, 11 miles away
Whitesboro, New York, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
New York
|
Ghost Sightings From Ava
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
MORE JOKES
|
