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A massive puma was observed consuming a carrot beside a streetlight in Au Sable Forks.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform was distinguished browsing through the closet in the bedroom of an Au Sable Forks trailer after midnight. This precise ghost has been spotted often in this place. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An extremely large elk showed up ascending out of Bear Swamp drenched in slime in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was distinguished conversing into the night near the water at Beaver Point.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered spear has often been noticed staring at folks in an Au Sable Forks apartment through a window. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Au Sable Forks
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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