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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
An enormous polar bear can now and then be made out exploring Beard Gully in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal woodchuck was distinguished at midnight following a passing Pontiac on a murky road close to Aurora.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was distinguished staring at Clifton Falls after midnight.
The ghost of a copper-miner emerged trying to seize something in Long Point State Park on a dark night. Other people in the vicinity have had comparable occurrences involving the same ghost. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy clad as a car mechanic was distinguished thinking down next to the water at Allens Point. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been a few additional stories of this particular ghost. No matter what, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Auburn, New York, 11 miles away
Seneca Falls, New York, 13 miles away
Port Byron, New York, 16 miles away
Locke, New York, 16 miles away
Weedsport, New York, 17 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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