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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A gigantic skunk was witnessed in an Auburn area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
A colossal mustang appeared resting at the kitchen counter in an Auburn mobile home carrying a skull.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his left hand came into sight wandering through a home in Auburn. There have been other tales regarding this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of an old woman carrying a revolver was spotted tossing bricks into Owasco Lake after midnight. Many stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
An enormous guinea pig was perceived in Casey Park late at night attempting to touch something.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system has often been observed at Buck Point very late at night looking down into the water.
A very large otter is often spotted traveling on a mare by a road in the vicinity of Auburn.
A space invader from another world can repeatedly be
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witnessed in a phone booth in Auburn talking on the telephone.
A huge hamster may be spotted over and over again pulling a body from the cold water of Dutch Hollow Brook before dawn.
A Stegosaurus has every now and then been witnessed ascending out of Cedar Swamp drenched in mud late in the night.
The martian crew member of an
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alien spaceship is every so often witnessed up on the top of Cottle Hill pointing at the watcher.
The phantom of a waitress has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions pacing through an Auburn area burial ground.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space may occasionally be distinguished tossing stones in Allan H. Treman State Marine Park near the ranger station.
The spirit of an old Indian chief has often been distinguished stacking stones in the middle of a desolate road near Auburn before dawn.
A space man from planet Venus is rumored to have been seen on many occasions being in a forsaken manor in Auburn.
A pitch black bat that shape-shifted into a woman can frequently be observed standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Auburn. A local argues that this ghost might be a famous yesteryear inhabitant of Auburn. One thing is for certain, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic coati may be witnessed time and again in a house in Auburn.
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space man from deep space has sometimes been perceived in an Auburn building.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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