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These are some lies we made up about Attica.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief can be made out over and over again pacing through a residence near Attica. Some of those who live here say this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Attica long ago.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has every now and then been made out in Baker Brook contemplating.
An alien explorer from outer space is sometimes spotted gulping water from Johnson Falls late at night.
A colossal fish has supposedly been spotted on several occasions at a pay phone in Attica using the phone.
A gigantic springbok can from time to time be spotted scrutinizing Konawaugus Valley in detail before dawn.
Christopher Columbus was perceived observing the vista from the highest spot of Chestnut Knoll on a dark night.
A giant turtle materialized walking through an Attica neighborhood graveyard.
A Seismosaurus came into sight fly fishing from the water's edge of Gouinlocks Pond late at night.
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very large wolf was noticed mounding boulders by Bannan Swamp.
A space invader from the Moon was witnessed swallowing blood from a container next to a desolate road close to Attica before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has regularly been made out being in an uninhabited dwelling in Attica.
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an alien spacecraft is frequently distinguished traveling on a low rider on a gloomy highway close to Attica.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions in an Attica house.
A black bat that shifted shape into a lady may regularly be observed in Golden Hill State Park outside the ranger station looking for someone.
The spirit of a young-looking lady clad as a maid has occasionally been made out marching by a secluded road close to Attica. If you listen to the locals, this ghost may very well be a renowned former time native of Attica. Whichever way, this is an unlikable phantom that any rational person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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