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These are some lies we made up about Atlantic Beach.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space was distinguished taking a swim down at Atlantic Beach around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was seen before sunrise floating down Bannister Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost appeared by the water at Bannister Bay searching for something. Additional people in the neighborhood have had comparable events involving a similar ghost.
A beheaded lady was made out carrying a cranium by Big Mucks Creek. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been many other sightings of this exact ghost.
An alien was seen before dawn looking across East Meadow.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic Beach
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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