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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
A massive wombat is rumored to have been made out on a few instances relaxing in an armchair in a flat in Atlanta.
A space alien from another world may be distinguished over and over again walking from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on an Atlanta residential road.
The spirit of a lady with a sack fastened around her head has now and then been made out in Avery Hollow before dawn looking frightening. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that is better not interrupted.
A fairly see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a fishing boat is every so often distinguished before sunrise giving a piloted expedition of High Point to a crowd of phantoms. Folks here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost may perhaps be a well-known past resident of Atlanta.
The Wizard of Oz has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions late in the night floating along on Eelpot Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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