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These are some lies we made up about Athol.
An ET from Pluto has every now and then been seen on the shore of Bear Pond burning a hat.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is now and then spotted at a coin operated phone in Athol talking on the phone.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been perceived on many occasions marching through an Athol vicinity churchyard.
A semi translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a boat can every so often be seen smoking a cigar up on the pinnacle of Bald Mountain. One of the residents firmly asserts that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Athol.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has frequently been noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing out of Lockwood Swamp soaked in slime.
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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