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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
A Triceratops came into sight by South Bay chatting into the night.
A gentleman lacking a head was perceived reading a newspaper by the water at Brandow Point. Additional people close by have had identical occurrences involving the same ghost. Regardless of what, this phantom sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to meet late at night.
An ET has often been witnessed on a dark night gazing over Athens Flat.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a large beard and a wooden left leg is frequently witnessed looking at the sight from the peak of Becraft Hills at midnight.
The ghost of a waitress has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances cutting grass in the back garden of an apartment in Athens.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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