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These are some lies we made up about Astoria.
A giant donkey has sometimes been witnessed glancing over Sunken Meadow on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every so often seen mid stream in Bronx Kill meditating.
The spirit of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances monitoring the scenery from the peak of Laurel Hill before dawn.
A terrifying skeleton may every now and then be witnessed by Dutch Kills in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A cyclop is often distinguished pulling up weeds in the yard of a mobile home in Astoria.
A space man has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances looking furiously at the eye witness in a rubber raft on The Lake.
A gigantic rhinoceros can often be seen in College Point Reef in the early morning hours going out of control.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire may be witnessed repeatedly taking a rest in an armchair in a home in
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Astoria.
A giant bighorn has sometimes been made out looking at the waves down beside the water at Hazard Beach very late at night.
Vincent van Gogh is once in a while made out downing blood from a beaker in Donnelly Memorial Park very late at night.
An alien voyager from another solar system can sometimes be noticed at Days Point
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before dawn gazing down into the water.
A space man from Venus was made out sipping paint beside a streetlight in Astoria.
A shining human person appeared pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on an Astoria road. Numerous people around here have had similar occurrences with a similar phantom.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was noticed at Anthony Wayne Recreation Area reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a young man wearing a rain coat came into view searching through a bookshelf in the living room of an Astoria apartment at night. This phantom is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional accounts of this exact phantom.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer was perceived in Fire Island National Seashore outside the ranger station weeping.
A headless guy has regularly been witnessed looking at people in an Astoria residence through a door crack.
An enormous guanaco is often observed trying to flag down cars beside a dark highway close to Astoria.
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Anchisaurus has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions mailing a parcel at an Astoria post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Astoria
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Ghost Sightings From Astoria
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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