Astoria   These are some lies we made up about Astoria. A space alien from planet Saturn was observed mounted on a low rider on a murky road next to Astoria. The ghost of a guy clutching a sword appeared in an Astoria flat. The witness was frightened and escaped. It has been said that this specific ghost enjoys startling unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the serenity in Astoria. Regardless of what folks state, it's a frightening ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.      A space invader from the cosmos was seen strolling down a deserted highway right next door to Astoria. The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was noticed emerging in a washroom mirror. A sizeable creepy ogre has frequently been observed resting in an armchair in a residence right next door to Astoria. The phantom of a female with words carved into her arm is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions late in the night running after a passing Ford on a murky road near Astoria.   More Lies About Astoria On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Astoria Submit a lie about Astoria, New York: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in New York Fun things to do in and near Astoria.   Astoria Bowl,  Bowling, Astoria ABC Kiddieland,  Amusement Park, Woodside AMF 34th Avenue Lanes,  Bowling, Woodside Randalls Island Golf Center,  Mini Golf, New York Jackson Heights Elmhurst Kehilla,  Amusement Park, Jackson Heights Yachts for All Seasons,  Fishing Trips, The Bronx Zoo,  Zoo, Bronx, 3 miles away Harlem Lanes,  Bowling, New York, 3 miles away Brooklyn Bowl,  Bowling, Brooklyn, 4 miles away Acme World Zoo,  Zoo, Brooklyn, 4 miles away Other untruthful towns near Astoria, New York: Sunnyside, New York, 1 miles away East Elmhurst, New York, 1 miles away Woodside, New York, 1 miles away Long Island City, New York, 2 miles away Jackson Heights, New York, 2 miles away Maspeth, New York, 2 miles away Elmhurst, New York, 3 miles away Middle Village, New York, 3 miles away Ridgewood, New York, 4 miles away Corona, New York, 4 miles away Rego Park, New York, 4 miles away Ghost Sightings From Astoria