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A huge monkey can be made out over and over again flickering a flash light down near the water at Arnold Bay.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has sometimes been made out dispatching a packet at an Ashville post office. One of the people who live here confidently argues that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Ashville.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is now and then perceived by Ball Creek redistributing orbs around.
A space alien from another solar system has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions sipping diesel from a gas pump at a gas station in Ashville.
A gargantuan fish may every now and then be perceived around midnight exploring Big Bar in detail.
An ET has often been made out walking a Bulldog at night on a shady Ashville road.
A big bloodcurdling ogre is regularly spotted watching cable in an Ashville living room late at night.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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