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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions in a mirror in an Ashland residence; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
The ghost of the driver of a train may regularly be perceived at night flying across the Catskill Mountains. One of the residents steadfastly declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Ashland many years ago.
A woman with no head can be noticed time and again in a house in the vicinity of Ashland.
A colossal snake has every so often been made out in an Ashland area grocery store, marching the aisles.
The spirit of a young female with a line around her neck is from time to time made out by Beech Ridge Brook yelling.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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