Arverne, New York Lies - PAGE 2 The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe may every now and then be spotted discussing into the thin air as if somebody besides was nearby. An alien tourist from another world has repeatedly been seen peeking through residence windows in Arverne before dawn.   <<<< FIRST PAGE        Ghost Sightings From Arverne Submit a lie about Arverne, New York: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:       Other untruthful towns near Arverne, New York: Far Rockaway, New York, 2 miles away Inwood, New York, 3 miles away Rockaway Park, New York, 3 miles away Howard Beach, New York, 5 miles away South Ozone Park, New York, 5 miles away Jamaica, New York, 5 miles away Atlantic Beach, New York, 5 miles away Lawrence, New York, 5 miles away Springfield Gardens, New York, 5 miles away South Richmond Hill, New York, 5 miles away Rosedale, New York, 5 miles away Cedarhurst, New York, 5 miles away        The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in New York Ghost Sightings From Arverne Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did. The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face. - Where have you been? Asked his brothers. - You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile. - Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers. - You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head. - Where have you been brother, asked his brothers. - You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that. Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!'' Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack? Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. . Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''. Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic. - I can see, I can see, hooray! Delbert went in. - I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily. - Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said - Look guys, new wheels!. MORE JOKES