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These are some lies we made up about Arverne.
Rapunzel can be distinguished often in Long Bar late in the night yelling at the watcher to be off.
A space invader has once in a while been made out attempting to deposit a body in Big Egg Marsh around midnight.
A gargantuan kitten is now and then spotted fluttering across The Raunt on a dark night.
The spirit of a female with half her head gone has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions by a woman fishing by a lake near Arverne.
A very large lamb can every so often be observed floating along on Bannister Creek late at night.
A colossal elephant was witnessed burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Baisley Pond Park on a dark night.
A gargantuan argali became visible at Bannister Bay before sunrise gazing down into the water.
A very large boar was distinguished taking a moonlight-hour dip at Atlantic Beach.
The martian technician of a flying saucer came into sight relaxing in a beanbag in a residence
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in Arverne.
A massive gemsbok was spotted pacing from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on an Arverne street.
An martian vacationer from another planet was seen resting at the dining table in an Arverne home.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has regularly been distinguished right by Belmont Lake State Park hauling
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a skull.
Ludwig van Beethoven is regularly seen staring at folks in an Arverne flat through a window.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions looking in Fire Island National Seashore right by the ranger station.
A lady having a spear in her head may repeatedly be perceived in a desolate area outside Arverne. Locals here who have observed this phantom declare this phantom may well be a famous old days inhabitant of Arverne. Regardless of what, it's a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large oryx may be spotted frequently hovering by the side of a murky road near Arverne.
A wandering ghost is now and then seen mailing a letter at an Arverne post office. One thing is for certain, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances guzzling unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Arverne. Local people allege
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that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Arverne local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Arverne
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Ghost Sightings From Arverne
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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