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These are some lies we made up about Armonk.
An alien traveler from the cosmos is frequently made out holding a skull in a rubber raft on Cobamong Pond.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions staring at the water by American Can Company Dam in the early morning hours.
A sizeable menacing giant may be distinguished very frequently on the apex of Round Hill before dawn viewing the panorama.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has every so often been distinguished at Big Peninsula at midnight gazing down into the water.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a person inside is sometimes made out mid stream in Converse Pond Brook attempting to snatch something. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Armonk long ago. No matter what, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A half transparent guy outfitted as
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the skipper of a ship has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions in Wolf Swamp at midnight trying to dump a cadaver. Locals who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Armonk.
An enormous steer can every so often be perceived terrifying people beside a desolate
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highway near Armonk very late at night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was witnessed standing by a secluded highway near Armonk.
A big scary phantom came into sight in Bruce Park at midnight hauling a body across the ground. This precise phantom has been noticed frequently in this zone. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an intimidating ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a strapped up guy was distinguished after midnight exploring Mianus Gorge in detail. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. One thing is for certain, it's undoubtedly a chilling spirit that is better not upset.
Socrates emerged being carried by a motorbike on a gloomy road near Armonk.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was spotted in an apartment in Armonk.
An extremely large hare was noticed striding in the middle of a desolate highway in close proximity to Armonk.
A dinosaur has repeatedly been spotted emerging in a restroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Armonk
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Ghost Sightings From Armonk
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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