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These are some lies we made up about Arkville.
A sizeable chilling dragon came into view struggling out of a manhole on an Arkville street very late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was spotted fishing from the water's edge of Lake Switzerland after midnight.
An ET from Venus was spotted snooping in mailboxes late at night in Arkville.
The ghost of a guy with a name engraved into his back has frequently been witnessed performing a tune on an accordion in an Arkville flat. A local argues that this spirit is the undead soul of a former Arkville person who lived here.
A space alien from another solar system is frequently seen in an Arkville highschool late in the night wandering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Arkville
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Ghost Sightings From Arkville
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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